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The “Black Dan” portrait of Daniel Webster Daniel Webster is my style icon. Look at that hair! Balding yet totally awesome. When I go bald (and trust me, it’s happening), I hope I can pull this off. Even David Letterman or Bill Murray baldness would be nice. I really worry that I’ll end up looking like Rob Corddry, who has the most terrible bald head I have ever seen. It’s mostly that tiny patch of hair on his forehead that he has to shave so he doesn’t look like an early ’90s ska fan.

The “Black Dan” portrait of Daniel Webster

Daniel Webster is my style icon. Look at that hair! Balding yet totally awesome. When I go bald (and trust me, it’s happening), I hope I can pull this off. Even David Letterman or Bill Murray baldness would be nice. I really worry that I’ll end up looking like Rob Corddry, who has the most terrible bald head I have ever seen. It’s mostly that tiny patch of hair on his forehead that he has to shave so he doesn’t look like an early ’90s ska fan.