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I wore my Amelia Earhart t-shirt to New Seasons today.
CASHIER DRESSED LIKE TOMMY CHONG: I like Amelia Earhart.
ME: Yep.
CDLTC: She’s pretty cute in all those old pictures.
ME: Uh-huh.
CDLTC: I wouldn’t mind joining her Mile-High Club.
ME: …
CDLTC: Have a nice day.
